The Company Brain, In One Place
Where Comedy Gets Booked, Run From Here.
This is the front door to the GreenRoom Brain: every fact, decision, rule, and tool behind the company, wired into an AI that already knows the whole business. Built for the core four: DJ, Jake, Garrett, and Dylan.
The Toolkit
Pick A Door
Operating Hub
How the Brain works: the folders, the 16 guardrails, the 10 Pillars, and what to ask for.
Read The Manual LivePrompt Gallery
Copy-and-paste prompts for outreach, launch work, and the site.
Browse LiveTemplates
Reusable starting points as they accrue.
Open LiveBrand OS
System v3: the capsule mark, the GreenRoom Green palette, fonts, motifs, and the rules.
Open The Brand LiveTools
DJ's full generator suite, pre-seeded with GreenRoom's brand.
Make Something GeneratedAsset Directory
Every file in the Brain, searchable, rebuilt on every deploy.
Find A File LiveSkills & Add-Ons
What the AI can do and what is worth adding.
See The Powers LiveSetup Guide
Get every founder running with Claude, GitHub, and this Brain.
Get Set Up GeneratedChangelog
Every change, newest first, reasons attached.
See What ChangedThe Product
The Site And The CRM
The Site (Preview)
Homepage, the interactive club map, and the marketplace preview. Republishes itself on every change.
Open The Site CollectingThe Signup Sheet
The page most people will land on first. Every submission saves to a live sheet DJ can export.
See The Front Door LiveThe Club Directory
137 clubs in 33 countries across 68 cities, hand-researched. Now in the same working-tool skin as the CRM, with the map built in.
Open The Directory LiveThe Free CRM
The outreach tracker: pipeline stages, contacts, and the dashboard the directory now matches.
Open The CRMOpen Questions
The live contradictions and launch blockers, waiting on the founders. In QUESTIONS-FOR-THE-TEAM.md on GitHub.
Resolve Before Gate 1Shipped 2026-07-29
What Changed Today
DJ's review pass on the pre-launch site. Everything below is live on the preview and waiting on the founders' eyes.
| Change | Where |
|---|---|
| The club map — a real interactive map of every city with a club in it. Click a pin to read the rooms there. No API keys, no external tiles; public-domain geometry plus our own city coordinates. | Homepage, Directory, Signup |
| Marquee lights — the flashing bulb rail is now a shared brand component, on the brand's own colours, and it runs across the site and this hub. | Every page |
| The Directory rebuilt — it now wears the CRM's working-tool skin: dark sidebar, stat tiles, filters, sortable table. | /directory/ |
| Signup page proof panel — the stats and the map, so a first-time visitor sees the list already exists. | /signup/ |
| Full-width layout and footer — content stretches to 1560px with breathing room; the footer is a real four-column layout. | Homepage |
| Brand OS corrected — the palette, type, and rules on that page had drifted back to the retired v2 names. They now match the adopted v3 brand sheet. | Brand OS |
| One brand lockup on all 14 pages — eight pages plus the CRM and the app had never been migrated off the v2 look. Now every page wears the same thing: marquee dots on top, the real SVG logo under. | Every page |
| The margins were a CSS bug — a shorthand was silently resetting the side gutter to zero on every content section. Measured, found, fixed; every section now gets its gutter. | Homepage |
| The CRM dashboard actually works — the stat tiles lifted on hover and looked clickable but did nothing. Each one now drills through to what it counts, and the funnel rows carry their stage into a filtered list. | /crm/ |
| Club chips and country flags — every directory row has a branded monogram (a real logo drops straight in once we have one) and its country's flag. | /directory/ |
| "The running order" — the decorative panel beside "Clubs join later" now says what's open now and what's next, instead of being an abstract mark. | Homepage |